The Ten Things Women Do In Bed That Men HATE

Men (quite rightly) assume there's a long (long) list of what they do wrong in bed with women, mainly because our sexual systems are more complicated than his.

But don't assume this means we can do no wrong.

• His orgasm might well be more automatic and guaranteed, but that doesn't mean he doesn't find certain sexual behaviours a complete turn off.
• Indeed, men hate it when wo men are too noisy when they're in earshot of others, scratch his back and are too self conscious about your body. 
• Here are ten things that consistently top his hate list.
• Suggesting you watch porn together. Then hating his reaction to it.
• Being too noisy when others can hear
• Lying back and taking it
• As in adopting the'dead starfish' position and not moving a muscle.
• Going to the loo just before sex and not washing afterwards
• Scratching his back